Just been questioned by the Anti S-Walker Unit.
They Asked me what i knew about the tall motherfucker that pervs on you through windows.
here is a brief summary of the conversation:
(also got it on tape!)
Agent D: So jay, what happened for you to be in this posititon?
Me: My Cousin went missing.
Agent D: What do you know about the slender man jay?
Me: hes a tall guy that is an urban myth(playing dumb)
Agent D: (shows me other interview reports)
Me: I lied. i know a lot about him.
Agent D: (odd look in his eyes) Do you know how to hurt or possibly kill him?
Me: I threw a cup of water at him and he turned into some sort of black goop and moved out of the water.
Agent D: Thank you for that information.Do you know where the ark is?
Me: Yes. There is more than one. one lies under my village. if it is activated or destroyed it will open up a breach in the Fourth Wall and the human race shall fall.
Agent D: (Flustered,Figity,VOICE RAISED) WHO ARE YOU?!
Me: Jay Maxwell. David.Jay Maxwell
Agent D: WHAT ARE YOU?
Me: A Human BEING!
Agent D: (scared shitless,shaking)Thanks for your time.Goodbye.(and good riddance!)
Me: (Smiles at him as he leaves)
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